Having a slow start to the day. Sipping coffee and meandering down the aisles of Walmart via the internet, and to my amazement I find that one of the recent mark downs is a casket.
I was unaware that one could purchase a casket at Walmart. Maybe I need to drink more coffee ..... Okay, this item is not available for pick-up. Imagine picking up your casket and then maneuvering through the aisles, shopping. I suppose you could load the casket with merchandise ...... but I doubt you could use the self check-out!
This item comes in various colors and materials. As strange as Walmart selling caskets was, the "related items" displayed on the page was what really caught my eye. Chandeliers and lamps. Why? No more coffee sipping. I gulped it down to fuel the brain. How exactly would you hang a chandelier in a casket?
A lamp, albeit a very small one, might work. You know, just in case one wakes unexpectedly. But the chandelier might be bit much. It would take up too much space and wouldn't really "hang" with lid closed.