If you come to my campground and enter the office you will be confronted with Coca-Cola. I have some vintage things and some not, but the latest addiction is puzzles. They are on the walls and usually one on a table still under construction. You are welcome to sit a spell and fit in a piece or two while having coffee and a chat with the witty, engaging hostess (that would be me).
I only mention this because I was thinking about that song that was so popular a few (more than a few?) years back. The whole world was holding hands and singing......... 'I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony..........' . I have a fantasy. In this fantasy I awaken all the sleepy campers and line them up. I blow my whistle for attention and then I DEMAND to know who defamed the bathrooms. When the culprit steps forward, they are given the necessities with which to correct their infraction. Then all the dog owners are put in a separate line and are treated to the same interrogation. Those who have failed to collect the gifts their pets have deposited are given WalMart bags and sent out to collect the leavings. I continue with other infractions that annoy me. Like putting appliances and all the junk you have at home and can't get rid of in my dumpster, not using my recycle barrels for plastic and aluminum, throwing candy wrappers and such on the ground ............. and the list goes on. Afterwards we all hold hands in a circle and sing the Coca-Cola song ................. I did warn you that it is a fantasy.