"Are there any over passes between me and your place?" Hmmmm.......... what should I say? "Where are you?" "At the Conoco." Like that helps. Which Conoco? Are you even in the same state. Are you east or west of me. Is this some kind of a test?
When I finally determine where this caller is, he then wants to know if I think he can make it to my place with a bad axle. Bad? What is bad? How would I know? Does everyone call the campground host for mechanical advise? He says that he called AAA and they couldn't help him and then wants to know if I can send someone to help him.
I was of no help to this frantic man stranded pretty much in the middle of nowhere with a bad axle. I am still a little baffled that he thought I could.